Kim Kardashian's Butt Is Now A Literal Pool Floatie
Status: Available Now!
Type: News
Date: Friday 7 April 2017, 12:00 AM
Media: Guest Of A Guest

About the person Kim Kardashian:
Art: Television, Acting, Modelling
Genres: Celebrity TV, Reality TV, Socialite, TV Personality, TV Programming, Series, Television, Curvy, Instagram, Commercial, Glamour, On-Camera, Parts, Plus-Size, Promotional
Notable Organizations: Guest Of A Guest
Award shows are outdated and pretty much just glorified fashion shows at this point, so winning a Grammy or Oscar is kind of...démodé. Anyone can get Twitter or Instagram verified. It doesn't take much more than a pulse and a social media following to become famous these days. The ultimate litmus test for making it *big*? When your ass becomes a pool floatie. Whether you like it or not, Kim Kardashian has demonstrated business acumen and has become quite the savvy entrepreneur. She pioneered celebrity iPhone games and emojis amongst a plethora of other accomplishments. Not bad for a girl with no talent, right? Her latest endeavor is something we're obsessing over: a pool floatie in the shape of her famous derriere. This is almost serendipitous because our swan floaties popped by the end of Summer 2016 (not to mention they remind us of Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift's Fourth of July celebration/cringeworthy PDA fest in Watch Hill last summer). At $100 a floatie, this gives Ludacris' super smash hit "Moneymaker" a whole new meaning, don't you think?
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